One day someone came up to me and asked who I was, and what I have accomplished in life. I just smiled and said:
I’ve done many things. I’ve lead armies to war and won. I shoot small blocks at big
ones. I’ve succeeded in taking out Ganondorf several times. I’ve stopped the Moon from hitting
Earth with a simple song and 4 giants. I eliminated the White Witch. I watched the Green
Goblin die, I killed Dead Pool. I’ve killed massive monsters.
I’ve flown jets. I slew Ridly with minutes to spare. I’ve raced against the best and the
worst, and have won against both. I’ve killed Sith Lords and Empyreal Droids, Jedi Knights and
Masters with just the flick of my thumbs. I’ve fought Deepground and succeeded with a three
barreled pistol. I am a pro in all sports. I have infiltrated and extinguished terrorist acts on
demand with my bare hands. I have been at war with Templars for centuries.
I was there on D-Day, I fought in Normandy and Afghanistan. I fought and destroyed
Makoota with just a simple mask. I’ve slew dragons, and took their souls for Shouts, just
because I could. I have fought ninjas and assassins with just a shell on my back. I’m the Mayor
of a town, and my best friends are animals.
I’m a Bounty Hunter, Clone, Monster Hunter, Knight, Jedi, Pilot, Superhero, Mayor,
King, Assassin, Ninja, Sith Lord, Toah, Splinter Cell, Hero of Time, TMNT, a Turk, and an
Athlete. I AM DRAGONBORN! Who am I you ask, what do I do?
I’m a gamer, and I’m proud of it.